Now that I’ve retired my calendar’s expired
Each day is of equal length and time
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
As relevant as past work deadlines

Do I change my underwear today?
I will not change them if I may
I can do exactly as I choose
Hit the button extend the snooze

What day is it – is it trash day?
The wife looks at me with complete dismay
I wish this guy would go back to work
I can’t stand that look especially that smirk

Well bollocks to y’all I honestly say
I paid my dues and there’s only today
And though I have no idea what day it is
It’s my day today and that’s all that it is