Almost everything I own I have to charge
Old and new small and large
Charge anxiety’s not felicity
There is ample electricity
Charge the car it will go far
Computer ‘s large reservoir
The watch to keep perfect time
Mobile phone with no downtime
Earbuds keep the ears alive
Outdoor speakers ready at five
Leaf blower blows away the schmuck
Vacuum cleaner to make it suck
Then the Ipad it comes in handy
Bike LED lights for needed safety
Tire pumper keeps the pressure
Cameras to watch the treasure
Trimmer trims the beard and hair
Toothbrush ensures oral healthcare
Check systolic over diastolic
Machine can tell if your’e alcoholic
And so my friends it’s clear to see
It’s the same for you as it is for me
We must have access to a multitude
Of charging devices lest we be screwed
One more thing before I go
It’s about charging and my beau
She must be charged 100 percent
There’s simply no way to prevent
The constant charging that torments
Macy’s, Amazon, Etsy….. ………..😂🤣😂
(Almost) Everything I Own I Have To Charge
Almost everything I own I have to chargeOld and new small and largeCharge anxiety’s not felicityThere is ample electricity Charge the car it will go farComputer ‘s large reservoirThe watch to keep perfect timeMobile phone with no downtimeEarbuds keep the ears aliveOutdoor speakers ready at fiveLeaf blower blows away the schmuckVacuum cleaner to make it…
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4 responses to “(Almost) Everything I Own I Have To Charge”
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jose congrats on the retirement! Keep on writing, it is fabulously entertaining! Xo
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