I rode my Vespa to the doctor’s today wind blowing through my hair
Ok so not quite true I don’t have hair I swear!
Sun shining birds singing Vespa purring
Wait, I am not supposed to be in the sun you bum!
Sat down in the doctor’s office to get my blood pressure taken
Nurse kept touching my knee oooooohhhh – she wants you to uncross your legs goose egg!
Heart rate monitor’s not working
I just show her my watch – 68 …how’s that mate?
Doctor says white blood cell count low
Hey! Now you know don’t go out Joe!
Hop on the scooter ride back home
Got every green light red was just hindsight
Cruising with the wind blowing my hair
Hey! We’ve been there, there is no hair!
Got home and greet the wife
Cup of tea? There’s no place I’d rather be.
That’s how my day transcended it was perfectly splendid